Fave Random Tweet August 9th

Fave Random Tweet August 9th

jqgill

I have some underwear which is 10 years old & in perfect condition -- it's indestructible! It must be made from same stuff as cockroaches.

Well folks, Sir Twitalot found this fave random tweet today, and it's quite delightful.

Why? 3 potentially big SCIENTIFIC reasons:

The first - The impressive fact that jqgill may very well not have bodily fluids. If these underpantaloons he tweets about are not made of some NASA-based Area 51 product from another galaxy, there is no real reason for them not to have deteriorated to some degree unless jqgill is a medical miracle, and he does not sweat, leak urine, semen, or feces.

And when he walks there is no friction in between his legs.

He is a new breed of human - Neo Sapiens. One who does not have waste products or effect the environment in negative ways. He is the new human we have been waiting for.

The second - He is an alien. He has mistakenly given away his identity in his zeal to blend in by using Twitter. Don't be fooled by the picture!

The third - His boxers or briefs are indeed made of cockroaches or other material. He needs to share their blend with the world. Take a look at what the tag says!

Any way you look at it, he is Sir T's fave random tweet of the day though. Because the supercollider ain't working.