Fave Random Tweet August 4

Fave Random Tweet of August 4th

chasegoforth

Glad Clinton was successful. I guess it takes a lying weasel to speak to a lying weasel.


Sir Twitalot is not often focused on the political when it comes to his fave random tweets. Usually the political is either pie-eyed, cynical, fear-filled, or vitriolic and focused on pissing on the supposed opponent.

Rare is the political tweet worthy, in Sir Twitalot's view, of fave-rotism. It gets caught in the lower and cannot rise to the inspired.

So that is why Sir Twitalot is amused to say that chasegoforth's tweet above is our fave of the day.

The twitterer is commenting on the day's news that former Prez Bill Clinton was able to release the two video reporters from Korean custody. This was a nice moment for the husband of the Secretary of State, as their detention was nutty a la mode, and a la Jong-il.

Then chasegoforth puts the zinger in, equating them both as lying weasels.

Why Sir Twitalot enjoys this is not because Sir T is a Clinton hater. He rather enjoyed Clinton because of the Great Blow Job Farce that made Congress show how many hypocrites it had, and the Blue Dress. It was a simpler time; when people cared about the First Semen and where it landed. It was a time for when our national debate over sexual behavior amongst consenting adults was concerned with adultery, as opposed to the present day debate over same sex consensual loving. It was past the time of interracial sex, in the middle of safe sex attitudes, but not where we will be in 20 years, with alien sex and its multi-pronged debate.

Plus, Clinton and his triangulating team kept the crockpot simmering on many of the things that Republicans started with Reagan and first Bush. He was not some evil liberal.

No, why Sir Twitalot enjoys this tweet is because while Former Clinton may be a lying weasel, to reduce Kim Jong-Il to that name is to remove so many of the horrific things he has done over this lifetime. The genocide he has wreaked upon his own people. The self-aggrandizement of himself as a God who lords over other Koreans. His sexy, nuclear blow-dried hair.

Kim Jong-Il is more than a lying weasel. He is the King of Illegal Pet Ferrets.

And that is the magic of Twitter. The ability to rewrite history, no excuse Sir T, the necessity of rewriting history because you only have 140 characters.

So thank you Chasegoforth, for making Sir Twitalot realize that the political tweet can be done well, and yet also see the limitations in it. (Obviously the limitations of congresspeople tweeting was obvious, but that is another tale.)

Get the covert truth about North Korea here.

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Fave Random Tweet August 3

Fave Random Tweet of August 3rd

Mezmereyezz8

Do these girls get paid to be on the show? Like a small stipend or something?

Today's fave random tweet by Mezmereyezz8 is a question we have all asked at one time or another, at least mentally, even if we don't recall asking it.

Do these girls get paid to be on the show?
In the show?
On the stage?

Because it seems like they are being exploited otherwise.

Unless they are attention whores, who have attention deficit disorder.
And then they don't care and they don' remember if they got paid.


Sure, womenfolk get themselves exploited sometimes, and men are miserslutdevils to do it, but they can't help it. There is a history of wet T shirt, pimp hand, seductress sirens, helpless baby boy culture they all fall into.

Can we stop it?

Sir Twitalot doesn't know.
Maybe the pendulum will have to swing back the other way.

Then the tweet would be:

Do these guys get paid to be on the show? Like a small stipend or something?

Of course every guy would say his stipend was not small.

Fave Random Tweet August 2

Fave Random Tweet August 2

keithjoforever

holy crap! I own Flashdance?!


Today's Sunday Fave Random Tweet comes to us from keithjoforever who is astounded by his ownership of early 80's classic popcorn movie, Flashdance.

Sir Twitalot is not certain why Keith is surprised.
Perhaps it is not his taste.
Perhaps he does not remember buying it.
Perhaps he feels that is reveals something about his personality that even he was unaware of.
Is he a fan of girls who both weld and dance?
Is he erotically charged by leg warmers?
Is he a fan of the 1980's perms?

Looking back, the film is from a simpler time.
Written by a simple man of simple tastes, Joe Eszterhas,
starring a young innocent, non-Sapphic Jennifer Beals.
Maybe Keith is surprised he was once innocent and simple
enough to own Flashdance?



In the same way Keith is surprised by items in his DVD collection, Sir Twitalot
is often surprised by the tweets he finds twittering about. Holy Crap! I doth say.

And that is why this is our Fave Random Tweet of August 2

Twitter Sue, Twitter Sue - what's a Realty Company Gonna Do?!

IT IS TRUE.

Woman with less than 20 followers sued
by Realty Company for tweeting about
Mold in her Apartment.

START HERE

Suppose you have bitched about
your landlord not taking care
about a complaint of mold.

But nothing was done.

GO HERE

Suppose you tweet it to your pals on Twitter.
All 17 of your followers.

No biggie for most people.
The tweet disappears, barely noticed.

UNLESS YOU ARE HORIZON REALTY
who proclaims they are a

Sue First, Ask Questions Later Organization

And then you discover what you really are
is lawsuit crazy.

Of course, Chicago is a tough town.
And from what I gather, a moldy town too.

Fave Random Tweet August 1st

Fave Random Tweet August 1

cwizzproduction

man my mom is like extreamly hungover ...meaning me n my bro have 2 do everything 2day!...meaning i have limited time for beat making


Sir Twitalot is loving this random tweet of cwizzproduction
because it has so many narratives flowing in it
that come from all kinds of time streams.

1- Mom is extreamly (sic) hungover.

(What did she do last night? Is she a regular partier? What drove her to drink so much? What is extreme for her hangovers. Does he regret anything she did?)

2 - What exactly do Cwizz and his brother have to do, when he says everything 2day?
(Just cook and clean? Or does his mother run a business they have to take care of?)


3- Cwizz has beat making to do.
(who needs these beats? will the parties be ruined tonight because the beats will be lacking? Has Mama Cwizz made tonight's parties awful because of her Friday night partying?)

Sir Twitalot does not know.
But he does know that Cwizzproduction's frustration made for the fave random tweet of August 1st!

Thanks!