Fave Random Tweet August 14th

Fave Random Tweet August 14th

sedruce

My hair smells awesome. I rubbed a couple drops of exotic verbina essential oil in my dreads to counter any lingering acid vapor smells.


Sometimes the mundane becomes glorious, in both a tweet and life.
So says Sir Twitalot.

Hooray sedruce for taking what is usually a boring tweet - someone talking about their grooming and appearance - "My hair smells awesome." and bringing it to the next level.

Although dreadlock care is not on Sir Twitalot's grooming list, he does have a half brother with a bit of dreadlock stink.

But it isn't the hint of drops of verbina oil (though I believe verbina is spelled verbena) that rocks this tweet, it is the countering of "lingering acid vapor smells."

Who amongst us, having walked about the living dead, the vampiric chemists, those who would set oil wells on fire, or dissolve body parts in sulfuric acid, has not had to contend with acid vapor odors in our hair?

Who, Sir Twitalot asks, has not wanted to run and hide at a high school dance because the stench of acid vapors was stronger than our carnation or corsage, thus causing the self-loathing others to attack us so that they might hide their own insecurities?

That is why this is our fave random tweet of the day, for it's Martha Stewartian approach to the travails of our modern era, where so much of life has a lingering acid vapor smell...

Bravo Sedruce. Keep on tweeting and oiling the dreads

Fave Random Tweet August 13th

Fave Random Tweet August 13th

Budiyan

Shithole! About time you knocked this fuckin shit out!


From Singapore comes our fave random tweet of the day from a fellow named Budiyan

Sir twitalot faves this tweet today because it is just delirious and we have no idea who it is addressed to and what it is about.

Is Budiyan angry at himself - getting on himself to get some work done?
Or is he angry at someone he calls Shithole!
Is he exasperated with his own anus, for some lack of opening to allow his feces to exit.
Or is he created lyrics to a new dance song?

We don't know, but his use of the two classic swear words, shit and fuck, in such random and exclamatory ways, makes Budiyan rock the tweet today.

Now everyone, KNOCK YOUR FUCKIN SHIT OUT!

8 lbs. 140 characters - Baby Whelped on Twitter!

CONTRACTIONS OF A DIFFERENT SORT ON TWITTER

Instead of the tweety contractions like can't, don't or musn't - the contractions of labor of wife of CEO of twitter Evan Williams - and the eventual disgorging of his scion from the T1 line that is her birth canal were the tweetin' rage today as Sara Williams tweeted about giving birth, as she did it.

Bravo! Another first for Twitter. In your face, iplacenta! Forget Fetusbook!

But will twitpic provide breastweeting shots?

Fave Random Tweet August 12

Fave Random Tweet August 12

teamruckus1

is Centennial Hills hospital really pimpin their Labor & Delivery facilities? Look bitches I don't want no "Gourmet Celebration Dinner"


Oh Sir Twitalot does love him this random tweet of the day. This is one of those that makes him happy he does this.

This is a tweet from the front lines, peoples! From teamruckus1

You see, there is a new type of mother out there, and they like their delivery to be straight up, no chaser. They know it's war time everywhere, and they don't need no fancy dinner after they pop out the nextgen human. Gots to keep moving, no times for celebratin', who knows when the bombs will be dropping, we gots us some health care reform happening, just give me a cup of juice and some chicken nuggets and I'm taking junior out of here. yo bitches! I don't need no pimpin on my placenta, I can sell that to some botox juicer, keep her young.

If it feels like suddenly we are living in Terminator, but without good internet connections, that is because we are. And teamruckus1 is letting you know Centennial Hills pimps! Save that celebration dinner for some dumb ho living in the pre-Matrix universe.

And epidurals, that shits for minivan mindys and iraq veterans with spinal damage and shit. not teamruckus1, she is showing us the way of the she-wolves of our future in her tweet,
and for that SIR TWITALOT cheers her on! And says thanks for the fave random tweet of the day!

Fave Random Tweet August 11

Fave Random Tweet August 11

Debflom

Banker: "What does Equinox Theatre company do?" Colin: "Soup. Soup is our business."

First off, let Sir Twitalot be clear: I am not a big fan of "jokes" on tweet. And by that I mean sending jokes that you heard somewhere, you know, used bits of humor over and over again.

They are dirty by then, and all you did was forward. Bad tweeting kids.

Second off, let Sir Twitalot be clear again: I am a big fan of sharing bits of absurdity, especially when it reveals a greater insight into our world.

And that is what debflom has done with her fine shared tweet today.

In case you still had a thought in the the back of your head that bankers had some shred of intelligence that they hid away and that was the reason Wall Street crapped, debflom's tweet reminds you to remove that last thought.

Thank you to her and to her friend/lover/brother/son (choose one) Colin, who answered the banker with the most obvious answer available.

Sir Twitalot applauds you Debflom, and reminds you to keep on tweeting!

Now back to work.