Fave Random Tweet August 5

Fave Random Tweet August 5

SmartMouthL

old man with fish net wife beater and extra taco meat on the side, front, and back Do not come over here

Sir Twitalot has faved SmartMouthL's tweet today as the best NOT only because of her descriptive abilities, her use of adjectives and imagery is distinct and clear, like a poster artist, but also because of her use of her mobile phone, the location from where she tweeted, as a quasi-sci fi weapon.

(This a classic wife beater from the Web.)


She does not want the elderly human who is dressed improperly for his age and physique, and who as far as we may know may be drunk, or just disorderly, coming near her. I think many people could relate to this situation.


(Young Glue Huffer in Wife Beater. )


So she tweeted that command on her mobile phone. "Do not come over here!" As if it was a weapon from Star Trek or Star Wars, and she could use her mental or futuristic powers to keep him at bay.

We've all done this at some point in our urban journeys, suburban forays, or rural roamings. Mentally wish that weird guy would stay away from us.

But how many have tweeted that, using the new Apps on the iphone, Crazy Gross Guy Stay From Me!!!

For being a trailblazer, Sir Twitalot salutes you SmartMouthL!


(A wife beater, let loose in the wild.)