Fave Random Tweet June 28

Fave Random Tweet of June 28

zhiwiller

Ok, I'm pretty sure this is the rapture and God is taking the people he likes _really_ slowly.


Sir Twitalot thought this being Sunday in America, he should see how God is being twittered about, tweetified, twizzlerized.

While many are thanking God for megachurches, or musical bands, or wishing friends with sick relatives may receive help from Him....

our Tweeter above zhiwiller
is pondering God's unfathomable ways, after a week when many famous folks have had their mortal coil shuffled off. McMahon, Fawcett, Jackson, and finally Billy Mays.

Now Sir Twitalot notices that Zhiwiller has a belief that God likes celebrity pitchmen, and women. Famous Marketers.

If you think about it - Ed Mcmahon, was a successful pitchman for many products and shows, as was infomercial king Billy Mays. Farrah became uber-famous from shilling her body in a bathing suit, and if you don't think Michael Jackson was the ultimate in sales, the King of Marketing, not just Pepsi, you've only listened to his music and not read the business section. Try this article about him.

(And don't get the Beatles started about the Gloved One's purchase of their catalog!)

So we applaud this tweet of zhiwiller's because of these two divine elements.

1 - The concept of a rapture occurring... but very slowly.

2- The idea that a seeming pedophile, late night second banana, product carny, and eye candy from the 1970s would be more favored than the religious fanatics.

Here's to you Zhiwiller for writing our Fave Random Tweet of the day