Elizabeth Taylor - Sore but Intact!

While the title of this blog post could very well be the herald of Acting Legend Elizabeth Taylor's transcendent debut in the San Fernando Valley's Porn Industry - it, sadly, is not.

But it is a global FAVE RANDOM TWEET for the tweeting of Elizabeth Taylor!

It seems Dame Elizabeth has taken to tweeting, and she as just letting us know that she had received some sort of invasive test at the hospital, which occurred during the Michael Jackson Death Race 2009!

If you have forgotten, please remember that E.T. was a bestest friend of Michael. as well as Rock Hudson, and of course Richard Burton, and black horses.




DameElizabeth


I'm home from the hospital sore, but intact. Of course I'm still grieving for Michael...I always will.




While Sir Twitalot doth appreciate the fact that Dame Elizabeth chose not to participate in the maudlin Staples Center dog and pony show,


I've been asked to speak at the Staples Center. I cannot be part of the public whoopla.


Sir Twitalot is fascinated by the fact that the woman who carried the mantle of cultural icon, serial divorcee, acting talent extraordinaire, Hollywood royalty when there was such a thing, has found herself tweeting!!! And creating a neologism in Whoopla! That is more than hoopla, it is WHOOPLA! And in fact is was, that ceremony opened a case of WHOOP-arse on LA!

And Sir Twitalot wonders what is sore but still intact?

Still despite her soreness and addition to the English language, Elizabeth Taylor's pure tweeting (imagine using that phrase in a sentence even 5 years ago) put us in touch with her honest pain when the King of Pop passed.


I will always love Michael from the depth of my being and nothing can separate us.


Although my grief over Michael could not be any deeper, I am not on suicide watch as some of the cheaper "rags" would have you believe.



I can't imagine life without him. But I guess with God's help I'll learn.


There is no doubt in Sir Twitalot's mind that she was in deep grief.

But as a side note, it is interesting to read Liz's earlier tweets from before MJ's exited his corpus to return to Our Heavenly Music Producer.


Life without earrings is empty!



Dear Fellow Twitterers: Thank you for your opinions on my new perfume's name. VIOLET EYES won hands-down.


I think it's terrible for the California govt to retract the law on Gay Marriage after they made it legal. You can't treat people that way!

They show a constancy to Elizabeth Taylor that I believe is both admirable and endearing.
She is still a vocal opponent for gay rights, as she has been since the days of Rock Hudson and AIDS. She is still selling perfume because she knows you can never smell too good, but you can smell bad. And she still has a light hearted feminine sense of humor.

Now Sir Twitalot is certain that Liz is having her trained assistant tweet for her, because that is what assistants do, but we are still happy that Liz is tweeting. For all those years the "rags" wrote rumors and lies about her, when all she was doing behind closed mansion doors left her sore but intact, she now has a way, with her final breaths this lifetime, to speak directly with her fans about it.