Fave Random Tweet July 20

rationalbehavio

I have a monkey stuck in wax-need to get him out; had him out in the sun for 3 days; tried the microwave. Now going to soak him in hot water

Well Sir Twitalot sometimes just gets down on his knees and is grateful to the tweeter when he gets a random tweet like this.

Golden.

What does Sir Twitalot really need to do to analyze this tweet by rationalbehavio ?
Nothing.

He can just envision it.

One can wonder how you get a monkey, or any simian, stuck in wax, for sure.

And Sir Twitalot can ponder the need for a good pair of clippers to cut the poor withering mammal from the wax.

And sure, we can both imagine the monkey getting fed and watered while in the sun.

BUT THE MICROWAVE!!!

Sure, we can understand putting cats in there.
They dry quickly.









But monkeys are made to cook, not be cooked!

Of course, Monkeys also like baths.










And this one shall certainly need one after rationalbehavio is through with him.

But anyone you look at this monkey, Sir Twitalot is grateful to this Homo Twitteriens for providing us with our fave random tweet of July 20!